It's cold outside
Okay, I may have a fur coat on but it's cold outside. It's so cold that the sticks (I love chewing on sticks) are stuck to the ground, and the leaves (I love chewing leaves) break apart when I try to pick them up. It's too bad for Jeannette, though, because she has to put on her coat (I don't think it's fur, because it make a funny whooshing sound when she walks) and I almost don't recognize her because I can't see her face. I can't wait until it's warm again.
posted by Martin & Jeannette at
8:28 AM
1 Comments:
Well warmth is good Logan. Remember the following rules as you age:
1. urinate everywhere - but only in the house.
2. defacation is a demonstration of virility - esp. inside the house. Mom loves it.
3. new furniture must be chewed, jawed and slobbered on.
4. your mom is your personal slave. She exists for your pleasure.
5. you must make a charter of rights outlining your freedoms and lack of responsibility.
6. being a gay dog is to be encouraged. homo-erotic parades with other doggies during the summer can be organised by your mom.
7. praying to the moon cult is also allowed - mom should construct a doggy mosque to show sensitivity to your peaceful intentions. dogs after all love to howl at the moon.
8. monthly welfare cheques must be delivered on time. [check with mom for exact dates]
9. remember - you can do what you want ! no one can punish you !
Good luck.
:))
January 18, 2007 at 6:24 AM
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